You’re gonna need a bigger…

Last night, for reasons I can’t explain, I started riffing on Twitter on the famous line from Jaws, “You’re gonna need a bigger boat.”

The results:

  • You’re gonna need a bigger goat. (from Jaws On The Farm)
  • You’re gonna need a bigger moat. (from Medieval Jaws)
  • You’re gonna need a bigger float. (from Mardi Gras Jaws)
  • You’re gonna need a bigger throat. (from Jaws, Hot Dog Eating King Of The World)
  • You’re gonna need a bigger stoat. (from Jaws, Mousehunter)
  • You’re gonna need a bigger toke. (from Cheech & Jaws) (submitted by Sean Doyle)
  • You’re gonna need a bigger gloat. (from Insufficiently Snarky Jaws)
  • You’re gonna need a bigger coat. (from Overprotective Jaws)
  • You’re gonna need a bigger note. (from Nearsighted Jaws)
  • You’re gonna need a bigger tote. (from Jaws, NPR Pledge Drive Host)
  • You’re gonna need a bigger quote. (from Jaws, Newspaper Editor Trying To Fill Space)
  • You’re gonna need a bigger mote. (from Jaws, Misunderstander Of The Bible)
  • You’re gonna need a bigger cote. (from Pretentious Jaws On The Coast)
  • You’re gonna need a bigger epitope. (From Jaws & It’s Antibodies) (submitted by Chelsea Maher)
  • That’s it. Good night, everyone. *drops mic, is eaten by shark*
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