OBJECTIVE: Save money by trimming your own hair. It’s easy!
STEP 1. Start with a full head of hair, like this:
STEP 2. Using beard clippers that are clearly too small to cut the hair on your head, begin cutting the hair on your head:
STEP 3. Realize to your horror that the clippers are, in fact, too small. Hurry to the local pharmacy for a larger set of clippers (cost: $35). At the suggestion of someone on the Internet, cut your hair into a temporary mohawk:
STEP 4. Attempt to fix your mistake by cutting all your hair very, very short:
STEP 5. Realize that your initial hackjob is irreparable. Remove all of your hair with a razor:
That’s it! For double the price of a trip to the local barber, you now have no hair at all! Congratulations!