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Transubstantiation Is A Crock(pot)
Thomas didn’t want to touch Jesus
because he doubted His existence;
he wanted to see if He was tender.
â€œNothing ruins a sacrament like tough Christ,â€
Tom said, casting a knowing glance
at the others. He spoke loudly
so that Jesus wouldn’t hear the fire crackling
in the next room, and to distract the Savior
from the stealthy approach of Simon/Peter,
who brandished a rock above his head.
He called the other night the last supper?
mused Thomas. He ain’t seen nothin’ yet.