I’m not saying I know how to do it, I just know this ain’t it:
Dear Jason,
Though your work has been declined by our editors, we thank you for allowing us to consider it.
Sincerely,
The Editors Of A Famous Poetry Review
I don’t mind at all that they rejected me, but I do mind that people who would write a sentence like that rejected me.
LOL! Gotta love it … (how’s that for good English?)