Dear Students:
As the semester begins, I thought I’d provide you with a handy guide to getting an A in my class.
1. Come to class.
2. Listen to the things I say.
3. Read the things I give you to read.
4. Listen to or watch the examples I tell you to listen to or watch.
5. Do your homework.
5a. On time.
6. Study for the tests.
7. Bring me an apple.
If you follow at least steps 1-6, your chances of succeeding in this class are very high.
Sincerely,
Professor _______
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