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An open letter to students, to be handed out at the beginning of each semester

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Dear Students:

As the semester begins, I thought I’d provide you with a handy guide to getting an A in my class.

1. Come to class.

2. Listen to the things I say.

3. Read the things I give you to read.

4. Listen to or watch the examples I tell you to listen to or watch.

5. Do your homework.

5a. On time.

6. Study for the tests.

7. Bring me an apple.

If you follow at least steps 1-6, your chances of succeeding in this class are very high.

Sincerely,

Professor _______

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