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The second stand-up special I ever saw

This Norm MacDonald performance is the second stand-up special I ever remember seeing. I saw it in a hotel room on a band trip during my senior year in high school in 1991. About 8 minutes in is a bit about weiner dogs. I’ve quoted this bit many, many times over the years. Tonight I actually saw it for the first time since 1991 and was surprised that I’d come pretty close when repeating it. The whole special is very, very funny. And I enjoyed watching it this way, recorded on a grainy videotape.

By the way, this is first stand-up special I ever saw. My friends and I watched it over and over and over when we were in high school.

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Everything Is Stargate: (#4) No Country For Old Men

My favorite TV show is Stargate SG-1. I’m also a big fan of Stargate Atlantis, Stargate Universe, and the original Stargate movie. Given how many episodes of those shows there were, I’ve noticed that nearly every English-language studio movie of the past 25 or so years, and nearly every sci-fi TV show, has somebody in it who appeared on a Stargate property. And if you include crew members, it’s even easier to make connections. It rarely takes more than two steps. In this new “Everything Is Stargate” series, I’m going to post photos from films I’m watching that contain people from Stargate.

After a weekend of watching some pretty atrocious movies, I ended my night last night with No Country For Old Men, which features Thomas Kopache in a minor role (seen below with Josh Brolin). Kopache was in one episode of Stargate SG-1, among many other film and TV appearances.

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Everything Is Stargate: (#3) The Twilight Saga: New Moon

My favorite TV show is Stargate SG-1. I’m also a big fan of Stargate Atlantis, Stargate Universe, and the original Stargate movie. Given how many episodes of those shows there were, I’ve noticed that nearly every English-language studio movie of the past 25 or so years, and nearly every sci-fi TV show, has somebody in it who appeared on a Stargate property. And if you include crew members, it’s even easier to make connections. It rarely takes more than two steps. In this new “Everything Is Stargate” series, I’m going to post photos from films I’m watching that contain people from Stargate.

I’m not proud of this, but today I’m watching the Twilight saga. There are many shared actors with the Stargate franchises, but Christopher Heyerdahl was the first one I recognized. He played Todd The Wraith on Stargate Atlantis and Pallan on Stargate SG-1.

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Everything Is Stargate: (#1) Groundhog Day

My favorite TV show is Stargate SG-1. I’m also a big fan of Stargate Atlantis, Stargate Universe, and the original Stargate movie. Given how many episodes of those shows there were, I’ve noticed that nearly every English-language studio movie of the past 25 or so years, and nearly every sci-fi TV show, has somebody in it who appeared on a Stargate property. And if you include crew members, it’s even easier to make connections. It rarely takes more than two steps. In this new “Everything Is Stargate” series, I’m going to post photos from films I’m watching that contain people from Stargate.

The most recent movie I watched was Groundhog Day, and somebody from Stargate appears 2:38 into the movie:

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The actor in the middle is Willie Garson, who appeared as Martin Lloyd in three episodes of Stargate SG-1.

See how easy this is?

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POEM: The Max Headroom Broadcast Signal Intrusion

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The Max Headroom Broadcast Signal Intrusion

back when we used to watch the same three channels
& a pirate could take over the nine o’clock news
now a m-m-m-maniac in sunglasses and a latex mask
is shouting the names of his friends and enemies
looking like a crazed Ronald Reagan (yes, all Ronald
Reagans look crazed) & we’re glued to the set
like Oprah was giving away free cars but of course
she hadn’t started doing that yet in 1987; she had only
just displaced Phil Donahue (that ancient wizard) as
the number one talk show host on the block but we digress
Pseudo Max Headroom is on our TV screens in place
of “The Horror Of Fang Rock” & who is Chuck Swirsky?
[screams and moans] “Your love is fading!” & at the end
a woman dressed like Heidi smacks his ass with a fly swatter
& we can’t help but wonder if this was the only
two minutes of honesty on WTTW that entire day

/ / /

Jason Crane
18 January 2014
Oak Street

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Here’s a video of the incident referred to in this poem:

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POEM: anywhere

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anywhere
(for Bernie and John)

who wouldn’t want to get into the police box
tie your fate to the whims of a mad explorer
touch down everywhere and everywhen
never quite knowing what lies beyond the door

my older son says he wouldn’t want to go into space
which makes me sad, because as a child (and even now)
I wanted to go into space more than almost anything
but he’s grown up in a world without human spaceflight

a time when we’ve stopped reaching for the stars
(an idea even Casey Kasem understood)
when we’re content to limit our vision to what’s easy
rather than set our sights on what’s just beyond reach

so, with no real-life exploration to inspire us
I’ll do the next best thing — I’ll give my boys a box
that’s bigger on the inside, that can go anywhere
and I’ll use it to show them they can go anywhere too

15 December 2013
Oak Street

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Your favorite TV themes: Day 8

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I asked you to suggest your favorite TV themes. You responded with dozens and dozens of shows! Here’s the eighth batch, in the order they were mentioned. Come back tomorrow for more!

Star Trek by Alexander Courage. First of all, “Alexander Courage”? How the heck is that somebody’s name? And why isn’t it mine? Courage got his start in film, orchestrating and arranging music for certain scenes in films such as Show Boat, The Band Wagon, Gigi, and Seven Brides for Seven Brothers. He worked for years as an orchestrator with Andre Previn. Gene Roddenberry, the creator of Star Trek, wanted Jerry Goldsmith to write the music. Goldsmith said no and suggested Courage. Roddenberry wrote lyrics to the theme so he could claim half the royalties, and this was a source of tension between Roddenberry and Courage. Goldsmith did eventually write the music for Star Trek: The Motion Picture. According to Wikipedia: “After later being Goldsmith’s orchestrator when Goldsmith composed the music for Star Trek: The Motion Picture, Courage orchestrated Goldsmith’s adaptation of Courage’s own original Star Trek theme.” Like all but the last entry today, this was suggested by Taylor Haskins.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine by Dennis McCarthy. Both Taylor Haskins and Patrick McCurry specified the early, slower version of this theme. In later years, the theme was redone at a faster tempo. Dennis McCarthy is essentially the in-house composer for all things Star Trek. He wrote the theme to this show and also wrote music for The Next Generation, Voyager and Enterprise. Oh, and for MacGyver!

The Jetsons by Hoyt Curtin. I’d never heard Hoyt Curtin’s name until doing the research for today’s post, but I sure have heard his music. He was the musical director for Hanna-Barbera from its first shows in 1957 until he retired nearly 30 years later, writing the themes for The Flintstones, Top Cat, The Jetsons, Jonny Quest, Superfriends, Josie and the Pussycats, and The Smurfs, among many others. He also wrote two tunes for Ed Wood’s classically horrible Plan 9 From Outer Space.

The Price Is Right by Sheila Cole. Taylor Haskins, in talking about this theme, said, “Seriously, try to find a more harmonically complex TV theme…it’s the height of irony.” I think there’s more to the story of who wrote this theme than “by Sheila Cole” would suggest. Unless she died young or left the business, it seems odd that Cole could write a theme as iconic as this and never write anything again, which she never did, according to everything I could find online. Edd Kalehoff wrote all the other musical cues for the show (along with music for many other shows). Does anyone know anything about Sheila Cole? If so, please respond in the comments.

Twin Peaks (“Falling”) by Angelo Badalamenti. Justin McCoy Smith mentioned this theme to one of the more adventurous shows ever made. Angelo Badalamenti, who wrote the theme, also wrote the music for other David Lynch projects, including Blue Velvet and Mulholland Drive. He went to the Eastman School of Music in my longtime home of Rochester, NY. Interestingly, his connection to Lynch started when he was hired as Isabella Rossellini’s singing coach for Blue Velvet. When Lynch couldn’t secure the rights to the song he wanted her to sing, he and Badalamenti wrote one in its place. Other well known films on Badalamenti’s resume include The Wicker Man, National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, and Secretary.

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Your favorite TV themes: Day 7

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I asked you to suggest your favorite TV themes. You responded with dozens and dozens of shows! Here’s the seventh batch, in the order they were mentioned. Come back tomorrow for more!

Rockford Files by Mike Post and Pete Carpenter. The ubiquitous Mike Post returns for the fourth time in this series with another classic, this time assisted by Pete Carpenter. Carpenter, a trombonist and arranger, worked with Post from 1968 until Carpenter’s death in 1987. He wrote music in the 60s for The Andy Griffith Show, Bewitched and Gomer Pyle, among others. He and Post had their breakthrough with Rockford, then went on to write for CHiPs (1977), Magnum, P.I. (1980), The A-Team (1983) and many other shows. Brett Porter and Dmitri Matheny suggested this show.

Barney Miller by Jack Elliott and Allyn Ferguson. First and foremost, this is one of the greatest shows ever filmed. Period. Second, this theme is just ridiculously good, starting with the sound of Chuck Berghofer’s bass. Everything about this theme just screams New York in the 1970s. Elliott and Ferguson wrote both this theme and Charlie’s Angels. Elliot also wrote the theme to Night Court, co-founded and directed the American Jazz Philharmonic, and created the Henry Mancini Institute. Ferguson is a storied figure in the music world. He studied with Nadia Boulanger and Aaron Copland; founded the Chamber Jazz Sextet and worked with poet Kenneth Patchen; composed music for dozens of TV shows and films; and served as music director for the American Movie Awards, the Emmy Awards, the Grammy Awards, the Kennedy Center Honors, the Oscars, Julie Andrews, Johnny Mathis, and Steve Lawrence and Eydie Gorme. This theme was a favorite of Brett Porter, Dmitri Matheny, Andy Ricker and Matt Casarino.

The Days And Nights Of Molly Dodd by Patrick Williams. I’d never heard of this show until Brett Porter suggested it for this series. It ran from 1987-1991 and starred Blair Brown in the title role. Patrick Williams, who wrote the music, was the artistic director of the Henry Mancini Institute (see above) for five years and taught at several universities. Williams was nominated for an Oscar for his score to one of my favorite films, Breaking Away. He won four Emmys and was nominated 27 times for his work on shows such as Columbo, Lou Grant, The Mary Tyler Moore Show, The Bob Newhart Show, and The Streets of San Francisco. Williams also wrote well known classical pieces and did both the arranging and conducting for both of Frank Sinatra’s Duets albums.

SWAT by Barry De Vorzon. Taylor Haskins suggested today’s final two themes. SWAT was a short-lived spin-off of the show Rookies, running from 1975-76. The theme is probably the best known element of the show. SWAT was produced by Aaron Spelling, who also produced Charlie’s Angels and Beverly Hills 90210, among others. Barry De Vorzon, who wrote the theme, wrote hit songs in the 50s and 60s for rockabilly musicians Dorsey and Jonny Burnette. In the 70s and 80s he scored a number of films. One of his compositions, retitled “Nadia’s Theme,” was used on The Young and the Restless. He and Joe Walsh co-wrote “In The City” for the worst rock band of all time, The Eagles.

Streets Of San Francisco by Patrick Williams. Karl Malden and a young Michael Douglas starred in this 70s crime drama, which ran for 5 years on ABC. See above for Patrick Williams’ credits. The show was produced by Quinn Martin, who also produced The Fugitive, Twelve O’Clock High, The F.B.I., The Invaders, Cannon, and Barnaby Jones.

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Your favorite TV themes: Day 6

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I asked you to suggest your favorite TV themes. You responded with dozens and dozens of shows! Here’s the sixth batch, in the order they were mentioned. Come back tomorrow for more!

Cheers (“Where Everybody Knows Your Name”) by Gary Portnoy and Judy Hart Angelo. This was was the third attempt by Portnoy and Angelo to write a theme song for Cheers. Their first attempt was to write new lyrics to a song they’d already written for a failed musical. The producers said no, so Portnoy and Angelo wrote a second tune, which was also rejected. They wrote a song for the pilot, and then finally came up with the now famous theme after the show was picked up by the network. Thanks to Paul Sanwald and Mike West for this suggestion. Patrick McCurry also mentioned Cheers, although he highlighted its bumper music, the music that plays into and out of commercials or scene changes.

The Monkees by Tommy Boyce and Bobby Hart. Boyce and Hart wrote and produced most of the music for the first season of The Monkees, including the theme and the hit single “Last Train To Clarksville.” Their wonderfully named band, Candy Store Prophets, recorded most of the backing tracks, and Boyce and Hart sang the original version of the theme, although their voices were replaced once the show was cast. The duo was fired from the show after producers said they were using network studio time to work on their own projects. They continued to have a successful career as performers and writers. Their best-known post-Monkees song was “I Wonder What She’s Doing Tonight.” Thanks to Mike West and Annine Everson for this one.

The Electric Company by Joe Raposo (I think). I loved this show, and the music was a big part of the reason why. Joe Raposo, who appeared earlier in this series for his work on Three’s Company, was the music director of this show for the first three years, and my best guess is that he wrote the theme song. He also wrote the theme to Sesame Street, so I think it’s safe to say that Joe had a major impact on American children in the 70s. There were several versions of this theme over the original run of the show. A side note: Tom Lehrer also wrote 10 songs for the series. Mike West suggested this song.

The Cosby Show (“Kiss Me”) by Stu Gardner and Bill Cosby. Was anything bigger in the latter half of the 80s than this show? From the sweaters to the facial expressions to the music, everything about The Cosby Show permeated American culture. This song is part of one of the more famous opening credits sequences in TV history. Interestingly, there were seven versions of this song used in the eight seasons of the series. Bobby McFerrin performed the version in season four. Like every song today, this one was suggested by Mike West. Here’s a version with German titles:

The Simpsons by Danny Elfman. Full confession: I’ve seen maybe two full episodes of The Simpsons. I know, I know. But I’ve certainly heard this song and seen the classic opening sequence. I never knew till researching this series that Danny Elfman wrote the theme. Danny had a bigger influence on my life because he wrote the theme to the Michael Keaton Batman. He was also in the band Oingo Boingo, and scored all but two of Tim Burton’s films. Elfman has called the theme to The Simpsons the most popular song he ever wrote. And yes, this is another Mike West recommendation.

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Your favorite TV themes: Day 5

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I asked you to suggest your favorite TV themes. You responded with dozens and dozens of shows! Here’s the fifth batch, in the order they were mentioned. Come back next week, Monday through Friday, for more!

“Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman” by ??? Chris Kelsey suggested this theme. I haven’t yet determined who wrote it. Earle Hagen (The Andy Griffith Show) and Bobby Knight are both listed in IMDb as having written music for Norman Lear’s classic soap opera parody, though neither is credited with the theme. The Wikipedia entry doesn’t shed any light, either. In 1977, The New Marketts did a disco version of the theme, with the writing credited to “B. White.” Listening to the strings at the start of the theme, it sure does sound like the hand of Barry. Unfortunately, that “B. White” is the pen name of British composer Robert Charles Kingston. So, for me at least, the composer of the theme is a mystery. If you know the answer, please comment below.

“The Sopranos” (“Woke Up This Morning”) by Alabama 3. This song was written by British band Alabama 3, whose original name was First Presleyterian Church of Elvis the Divine (UK). Because why not? Their songs have appeared in many TV shows, including Torchwood, Criminal Minds, Being Human, and The Simpsons. “Woke Up This Morning” is the song that made driving through New Jersey cool. Well, that and every Bruce Springsteen song. And no, I don’t know why a dance band from England is named after the state of Alabama. Thanks to Editilla The Pun, Dmitri Matheny and Joe Dansak for listing this song.

“Three’s Company” by Joe Raposo. Every single one of you knows Joe Raposo’s music. In addition to this song, he wrote the THEME TO FREAKIN’ SESAME STREET, and also “C Is For Cookie” and “Bein’ Green.” He wrote music for The Electric Company, Shining Time Station and The Ropers, too, and Frank Sinatra recorded four of his songs on Ol’ Blue Eyes Is Back. Michael Feinberg mentioned this one.

“Law & Order” by Mike Post. Fender Rhodes-y keyboards? Slap bass? Bluesy guitar? That’s right, it’s another Mike Post theme. Post also wrote “the clang,” that sound that happens when the scene changes, and which is arguably even more famous than this theme, which was used for all 147 seasons of the show. Michael Feinberg and Justin McCOy Smith like this one.

“Mary Tyler Moore” by Sonny Curtis There are two versions of this theme. The first was used just for the first season. The second is the better known of the two, and has slightly more uplifting lyrics. This made the lists of Will Thomas, Mike West and Richard Biever.

The Mary Tyler Moore Show Opening and Closing Theme 1970 – 1977 from TeeVees Greatest on Vimeo.

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Your favorite TV themes: Day 4

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I asked you to suggest your favorite TV themes. You responded with dozens and dozens of shows! Here’s the fourth batch, in the order they were mentioned. Come back tomorrow for more!

“Six Feet Under Theme” by Thomas Newman. Chris Forbes mentioned this tune, written by a member of the famous Newman family, just about every member of which writes film scores. The family includes Thomas’s dad Alfred Newman (The Prisoner of Zenda, Wuthering Heights, The Mark of Zorro, How The West Was Won); brother David (Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, Galaxy Quest, Ice Age); Lionel Newman (Love Me Tender, musical director for the original Star Wars trilogy); and cousin Randy Newman, known both for film scoring and also for his pop music.

“The Adventures of Black Beauty” (“Galloping Home”) by Dennis King. Irish singer/songwriter ODi mentioned this one from the 1970s British TV show. This tune hit #31 on the UK charts in 1974, and it was later used at the end of the first season of Absolutely Fabulous.

“Mission Impossible Theme” by Lalo Schifrin. Mr. Schifrin returns to the list with this theme, which every single kid who ever played spy has sung while running around the house with a fake gun. Schifrin said this about the theme, which is in 5/4 time: “Things are in 2/4 or 4/4 because people dance with two legs. I did it for people from outer space who have five legs.” This made the lists of Chris Kelsey, Don Levy and Joe Dansak.

“Ironside” by Quincy Jones. Q is back for the third time with this theme, which is as iconic for the opening keyboard sounds as for the music. This was apparently the first TV theme with a keyboard part. I’ve never seen Ironside, and as I was Googling it I was thinking, “Please don’t let this be about someone in a wheelchair,” which of course it is. Ah, the 60s. Jazz great Oliver Nelson also worked on this series. Chris Kelsey and Taylor Haskins mentioned this one, with Taylor writing, “I must say ‘Ironside’ does often challenge ‘Sanford’ for the title…either way, Q wins.”

“Beretta Theme” (“Keep Your Eye On The Sparrow”) by Dave Grusin and Morgan Ames. Originally an instrumental, the song was revamped with lyrics sung by Sammy Davis Jr. The music was performed by Latin rock band El Chicano, who had their first hit with a remake of a tune by jazz composer Gerald Wilson. Like all good TV themes, this song hit #1 in the Netherlands. Thanks to Chris Kelsey for this one.

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Your favorite TV themes: Day 3

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I asked you to suggest your favorite TV themes. You responded with dozens and dozens of shows! Here’s the third batch, in the order they were mentioned. Come back tomorrow for more!

“The Twilight Zone” by Bernard Hermann. Chris Forbes suggested this classic. I didn’t realize it was written by Hermann, who is perhaps most famous for his long collaboration with Alfred Hitchcock (Psycho, North by Northwest, The Man Who Knew Too Much, and Vertigo). Hermann’s career lasted so long that he scored both Citizen Kane and Taxi Driver.

“Hill Street Blues” by Mike Post. This is Mike Post’s second entry on the list (he also wrote the Greatest American Hero theme). This tune gives me chills every time I hear it, and makes me immediately nostalgic for the 80s, even though this show was too adult for me to watch when it was on. That’s Larry Carlton on guitar, by the way. Thanks to Chris Forbes, Mike West and Andrew M. Ricker for this one.

“Battlestar Galactica” (“Gayatri”) by Richard Gibbs. Chris Forbes suggested this, the theme to the rebooted Galactica series. I’d never heard of Richard Gibbs, but it turns out I’ve heard him many, many times. He was the keyboard player in Oingo Boingo, and he plays keys on hundreds of recordings by everyone from Tom Waits to Robert Palmer to Aretha Franklin. He’s also scored quite a few films, including Say Anything.

“Breaking Bad Theme” by Dave Porter. As the only person in America who didn’t watch Breaking Bad, I’d never heard this tune before. Jim Heffernan plays the resonator guitar on the theme, which he recorded in Hoboken, NJ. Both Chris Forbes and Alison Wedding like this one.

“Homeland” by Sean Callery. Another Chris Forbes suggestion (in response to my comment that everyone I know stopped watching TV in 1985, based on their lists). The composer, Sean Callery, previously scored 24 and was nominated for an Emmy for his work as a sound designer on Deep Space Nine.

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Your favorite TV themes: Day 2

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I asked you to suggest your favorite TV themes. You responded with dozens and dozens of shows! Here’s the second batch, in the order they were mentioned. Come back tomorrow for more!

“The Andy Griffith Show” (“The Fishin’ Hole”) by Earle Hagen and Herbert W. Spencer. Hagen also performed the whistling. The song has lyrics by Everett Sloane, although they’re not used in the opening credits. (Hear the sung version here.) This one was suggested by Ben Weisiger. Patrick McCurry had this to say about the show: “Andy Griffith had some great chamber-winds scores. Theme not so much.”

“The Greatest American Hero” by Mike Post (music) and Stephen Geyer (lyrics), sung by Joey Scarbury. Tracey Kristen Parker (@TkristenParker on Twitter) listed this song. I used to watch this show and really liked the theme, and apparently I wasn’t alone — the song hit #2 on the Billboard chart in the summer of 1981.

“Peter Gunn Theme” by Henry Mancini. I’ve never met anyone who actually watched this show, but everybody loves the theme. Long before I knew this was the theme to a TV show, I grew to love it as the theme to the arcade game Spy Hunter, which I played the heck out of as a kid. The “Peter Gunn Theme” made the lists of Chris Kelsey and John Edwin Mason (@johnedwinmason on Twitter).

“Mannix” by Lalo Schifrin. I’ve never seen an episode of Mannix, nor had I heard the music until listening to it for this series, but I’ve been hearing the name “Mannix” for my entire life. In fact, I think references to the show made several appearances in Mystery Science Theater 3000 (the theme to which will be featured later in this series). Once again, Chris Kelsey and John Edwin Mason named this tune, as did Joe Dansak. (Hey, I made an unintentional Name That Tune joke.)

“The Bill Cosby Show” (“Hikky-Burr”) by Quincy Jones and Bill Cosby. Q makes his second appearance on the list with this theme to Cosby’s 1969-71 TV show. This tune, with its nonsense lyrics, was released as a single in 1969. Thanks to Rob Alley for suggesting this one.

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Your favorite TV themes: Day 1

I asked you to suggest your favorite TV themes. You responded with more than 80 shows! Here’s the first batch, in the order they were mentioned. Come back tomorrow for more!

The clear winner: “Sanford & Son” (“The Streetbeater”) by Quincy Jones. OK, this one wasn’t mentioned first, but it was certainly cited the greatest number of times. It was listed by Dmitri Matheny, Chris Kelsey, Mike West, Brett Porter, Taylor Haskins, Matt Casarino, Ras Moshe, and Annine Everson.

“Welcome Back” by John Sebastian. In my opinion, the greatest TV theme of all time. It was my assertion of that fact that started this discussion. Richard Biever also had this on his list, as did Carter DeShazo.

“Chico And The Man” by Jose Feliciano. Cheryl Rice responded to my “Welcome Back” post with this song. For me, this would be #2 on my list.

“Hey Arnold!” by Jim Lang. Ben Weisinger (@benwiz on Twitter) listed this next theme, for a cartoon I’ve never seen. This show ran on Nickelodeon from 1996-2004. The theme was written by Jim Lang, who’s also written the music for several Ron Howard films.

“The Magic School Bus” by Peter Lurye and performed by Little Richard. Yes, that Little Richard. This is another one from Ben Weisinger’s list.

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