I tweeted the first of these as a joke, but they keep occurring to me. I’ll add to this post as I think of (or more sadly, engage in) more of these.
Table Of Contents
1. I Just Parallel-Parked My Borrowed Minivan
2. I Wrote This Poem On Bar Napkins Because My Special Notebook Is In My Borrowed Minivan
3. I Stayed Up Till 2 A.M. Watching Math Videos On A Friday Night
4. I Can’t Come To Your Gig Because I Don’t Have A Car
5. I’m Watching Physics Videos In My Pajamas
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